Miter Man

By Sean M. Pratz


     The lyrics to the 60's action cartoon:

       		 MITER MAN

      (Sung to the tune of "Spider Man")


        Miter-man, Miter-man
        Does whatever a backsaw can
        Cuts those angles, any size
        Cuts them faster than normal guys
        Look out! Here comes the Miter-man

        Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
        He's got sawdust in his blood
        Can he frame up a bed?
        He just swings his hammer-head
        Hey there, there goes the Miter-man!

        Woodfill is a fright
        It's a shame, it's a crime
        If it's framed up right
        He's the one every time

        Miter-man, Miter-man
        Friendly neighborhood Miter-man
        Cut-off saws he'll ignore
        To him they're just a bore

        To him, angles are a bang-up
        Where frames are needing hang-up
        You'll find the Miter-man!

Copyright 1996 Sean Pratz

email: spratz@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
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